Windows vs. Ford At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' In response to Bill's comment, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no …

If Microsoft Made Medication... 10. Anyone who took them would be more vulnerable to catching viruses. 9. The drugs would cause you to collapse into unconsciousness at random times. This would be known as a ""system crash."" 8. It would be hard to tell if you were taking the right drug, because Microsoft would make all its medication look exactly the same - square and gray. 7. Even though Microsoft says their drugs are ""Gulp-and-Go"" compatible, only certain people can take Microsoft drugs. Any…

GM and Microsoft For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon. In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Micr…

If Microsoft made cars... In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr Welch himself, The GM CEO): If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: • For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. • Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. • Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart a…