In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper.

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write God a letter request $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to weite a thank …

While the pope was visiting the USA he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo with a VIP inside it. The chief asked: ""Who is in the l…

There are four people in an airplane. They are as follows: \- The pilot (Obviously) \- The president of the USA \- The world's smartest man \- A student from a local school. ​ Suddenly, an alarm sounds. The pilot runs into the passenger cabin and says: "I don't want to alarm you, but there seems to be a problem with the engine. We're all going down!" The passengers and the pilot need to evacuate, but there's a problem: There are only three parachutes in the plane. One person has …