Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!#George#Washingtons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Washington's underage brother got into taverns by using the dollar as a fake ID.#George#Washingtons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet George Washington's favorite drinking game had to have been Quarters.#George#Washingtons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's George Washington's favorite song. Doesn't matter, just as long as it's royalty-free.#George#Washingtons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chelsea Clinton is so patriotic That she wore George Washington's wooden teeth for her speech last night#Chelsea Clinton#George#Washingtons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp