I got my girlfriend the perfect Valentine's Day present today. Hand lotion.#Valentines#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor#Valentines#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I baked my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day It was a creampie#Valentines#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!#Valentines#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.#Valentines#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp