Burger Day 1 A few days ago I was at school and the teachers asked everybody what their favorite animal was. I replied burger, then she told me I wasn't funny. Then I was sent to the principal's office. He laughed and said not to do it again Day 2 The teacher asked me again what my favorite animal was, I replied cow. She asked why, and I replied that it could be turned into a burger. She sent me to the principal's office once again. This time I was sent home, My parents told me not to lie. But I'm not! Day 3 Now the teacher asked who are favorite historical figure is, I replied Ronald McDonald. Guess where I am now...