ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good

a Doctor arrives at the pearly gates.... St. Peter asks him who he is, he replies ""I'm a surgeon, I help the crippled to walk and the blind to see"" Come on in, St Peter says. Next a teacher shows up, St Peter asks who he is, ""I'm a Teacher, I help educate the ignorant and prepared them for successful careers"". St Peter says ""come on in"". A musician comes along St Peter asks who he is, and he says ""I was a Musician, I make depressed people happy and I give lonely people a reason to go out …

Teacher wants to play a game... 'Today we'll relax a little and play a spelling game. Each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then tell us what he would do for us if he were here today. All right, Jack, you can go first."" Jack stands up and says, 'My name's Jack. My father is a baker, thats B-A-K-E-R, and if he were here today, he'd bake a cake for the whole class to enjoy."" The class claps excitedly! Teacher says, 'Very good. All r…

So a teacher asks his class the question... ""What's your opinion on donating food to foreign countries?"" The African student says, ""What's food?"" The Indian student says, ""What's donating?"" The American student says, "" What's foreign countries?"" And the Chinese student says, ""What's my opinion?""