Wooden Eye Vet A war vet with a wooden eye goes to a dance for injured veterans. He can't find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a prosthetic leg. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move. He approaches her and asks ""Would you dance with me?"" Filled with excitement, she yells ""Would I?!"" ""Fine then, peg leg, get stuffed"".