A one-way trip to Mars NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. ""A million dollars,"" he answered, ""because I want to donate it to M.I.T."" The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. ""I want to give a million to my family,"" he explained, ""and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research…

An indian engineer can't find a job... An indian engineer moves to the U.S and can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: ""I have lost my sense of taste"" Indian: ""Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"" Lawyer: ""Ugh..this is kerosene"" Indian: ""Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $2…

Engineer vs Doctor An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: ""Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."" One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. **Doctor:** ""I have lost taste in my mouth."" **Engineer:** ""Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."" **Doctor:** ""This is Gasoline!"" Engineer: ""Congratulation…

An Engineer... An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: ""Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."" One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: ""I have lost taste in my mouth."" Engineer: ""Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."" Doctor: ""This is Gasoline!"" Engineer: ""Congratulations! You've got yo…