Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar. They ask the bartender, ""What have you got?"" The bartender points to two taps. They say, ""What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"" The bartender says, ""Now you know how I feel.""

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!

A man walked into a bar with a riddle to tell... And he slapped down a dollar and a quarter. The bartender went to fill him a glass of beer and passed it over. The man took it and downed half of it. When he set it down, he asked the bartender, ""If a green man lives in the green house, and the red man lives in the red house, and the blue man lives the blue house, then who lives in the white house?"" The bartender already knew the correct answer, but decided to play along. Facing him, he tells hi…

An average American voter walks into a bar ... ... and sees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton huddled together at the end of the bar, whispering to one another. Intrigued, the voter approaches the pair and asks them what they are doing. "We're planning the 2016 election," brags Trump. "What's going to be different about it this year?" the voter asks. "Well," Clinton replies, "We're going to rig the vote count and put me in office, as well as delete a few of my emails." "What's so important …