A blonde woman is at a library. She walks up to the clerk and says, ""I'd like a burger, some fries and a milkshake."" Somewhat angered by this request, the clerk says ""Ma'am, this is a *library*."" The blonde woman looks around. Having confirmed for herself it was a library, she turns to the clerk. ""Oh, right. Sorry about that."" Looking embarassed, she whispers ""I'd like a burger, some fries and a milkshake.""