Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen

Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3.

I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days.

How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10