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a door hinge A blonde walked into her local hardware store and asked the handsome, young assistant behind the counter for a door hinge. ""Would you like a screw with that hinge, young lady?"" he asked. ""No, thanks!"" she replied, ""but I'll give you a blow job for that watering can in the window.""

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