The profiteer and philosopher A woman walks into Walmart and confronts the manager training new employees. Woman: You must be a profiteer. Manager: I guess but how did you know? Woman: Well, you learned about the immense problem of unemployment and apparently thought wow, a cheap source of labor I can use to cut costs! Manager: Fair enough. You must be a philosopher then. Woman: Yes! How did you know? Manager: Well because unemployment has been around for ages and appears intractable and you've been unable to make any real change and yet when I offer an alternative to their current state, and some take it, its somehow my fault!