My mind's telling me "No!" But my body, my body's telling me "There's that chicken salad in the fridge."

The truck in front of me is hauling a fridge. Freezer just flew open and a chicken nugget hit my windshield. Day. Made.

Stupid Dog A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door. ""An' wot's this then? "" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher's shins. ""You dumb dog. "" As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in the basket. The scribble on the note asks for three pounds of his best mince [ground beef]. The butcher figures this is too easy. He goes to the window and reaches f…

A funny seires of events You have 5 bricks in an airplane and you throw one out the window. How many do you have left? 4. What are the three steps of putting an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. What are the four steps of putting a deer in the fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the deer in, and close the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals, which two don't come? The deer and the elephant. A man is crossing a river…