David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin. The coroner said it was a space oddity.#David Bowie#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death.#David Bowie#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp