Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.

A fun thing to do is comment "that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night" on all my married friends Facebook family photos

God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.