David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin. The coroner said it was a space oddity.

It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie. You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.

If they have yet another Death Star type weapon in Star Wars... They should just name it cancer because it's the most successful star killer at this moment. May you rest in piece David Bowie and Alan Rickman.

My coworker complained about our David Bowie tribute music recently... ...he complained that after Lemmy's death we didn't have any tribute music. I pointed out that would be slightly inappropriate, as Lemmy wrote about taking drugs and blacking out, whilst David Bowie wrote whilst taking drugs and blacking out.