Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, "Like That '70s Show!" and I clarified, "More like Making a Murderer."

It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity

If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France.

Scott Walker is dropping out of the Presidential race. In a nationwide poll of likely voters nearly 98% responded to the news with, "Who?"