John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. " \ What do you think you're going to do with the money?" John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- …

The Speeding Ticket A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. ""Is there a problem Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drunk driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policema…

Boudreaux jr joke Boudreaux jr. is on a date one Saturday night,speeding down Highway 1. A Lafourche Parish deputy pulls him over. The deputy looks in the car,at Jr. and his date and asks-""Son,are you drunk ?"" Jr. replies ""No,officer-her daddys rich . ""

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, ""Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."" ""No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous,…