A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet At home his mum was on the phone when he asked her what's the first letter of the alphabet so she said ""Shut up."" His dad was watching a football match when the kid asked him about the second letter of the alphabet so he said ""YES YES YES!!!"" because his favorite team had just scored. His brother was playing Bat-Man when the kid asked him what's the third letter of th…

A teacher assigns her class an essay about the police. One little boy, Johnny, turns in his essay with two words written on his paper: ""They're bastards."" The teacher is so surprised at his response, that she calls Officer Friendly to help with the situation. Officer Friendly decides to pick Johnny up from school and show him around the police station. He shows him the jail cells, the evidence locker, the firing range. He takes him out in the squad car and shows him the sirens, the flashing li…

A teacher told Thomas to learn the alphabet. There was a boy named Tom. His teacher told him to learn the first three letters of the alphabet when he went home. He went home and said to his sister "" whats the first letter of the alphabet?"" she said ""shutup!"" because she was on the phone with her boyfriend. His dad was watching darts on the tv and the boy asked ""whats the seccond letter of the alphabet?"" His dad said ""180"" He went to ask his baby sister and said""whats the third letter of…

Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!