Two Irish fellas staggering home from the pub one night.... They're walking past the bus depot and Paddy says to Mick, ""Mick, jump in there and steal a bus, we're far too drunk to be walking home"". Mick disappears into the bus depot, and 20mins later still no sign of Mick or a stolen bus. Paddy goes off to look for him. Paddy finds Mick wandering round the bus depot looking confused, ""What ye doing there Mick, I thought I told ye to get us a bus"". Mick says, ""Aye, but there's no No.42 Paddy"". Paddy replies, ""Well just steal a No.38 and we'll jump off at the bottom of our street"".