Grandpa gave us all a good laugh with this one tonight. So there's this guy who just bought a grandfather clock, its an old, one of a kind piece. After the transaction was complete he hauls the thing outta there. While he was just outside of the door this drunk stumbles up and bumps into him. knocking the clock to the ground with a loud bang and a snap. The man looked at the drunk with complete rage and let him have it. The drunk looks at the clock and then back at the man and says ""The heck, why not use a wristwatch like everyone else!""