just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said "i figured you'd have cured cancer by now." then i washed bird shit off her tahoe

Three Holy Men & a Bear A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of a university. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee, and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to conve…

A young scientist asks his married college friend to stay over for a night. ""Oh man, thanks so much"" He thanks his host. ""We have this huge convention tomorrow and I was too busy on my project I didn't find a place to stay"" ""Sure man, don't mention it"" He replies. ""One more thing though"" Says the scientist. ""I'm testing out this new medicine, it's the project I'll be showcasing tomorrow, but i'm still not quite sure on the side effects. So I have to ask you to bear with me if I'll start…

mother's milk Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is al…