What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph

The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof

Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore.

You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*