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I have a deeply religious Muslim friend who knows the Qu'ran back to front Which is the way that the Koran is written. A surprisingly well informed joke about Islam (with apologies to Jimmy Carr).

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Joke ID: 01KKTNCRGPR0GA6ZXBW6MSVW7D

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