My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson.

A valuable life lesson. So, be me. A cowardly 6/10. Move into a new neighborhood and have 1+1-2=0 friends. Mowing the lawn when a dog runs up to me. Girl comes after dog, easily a 9/10. Help her get her dog back, introduce myself. Become good friends. Begin dating. New girl moves in, around a 7/10. Introduce self to new girl. Become good friends, although she starts to act a little odd. Tell her about girl friend, can see she is literally insanely peanut butter and jealous. Fast forward two more…

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Lesson in Marriage A son goes to tell his father that he is going to marry his girlfriend.