What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle.#Seattle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My cab driver just described Seattle as "Not that horrible of a place." Get that guy a job on the tourism board.#Seattle#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was.#Seattle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! ""#Seattle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and knew they were going to throw the ball.#Seattle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp