My cab driver just described Seattle as "Not that horrible of a place." Get that guy a job on the tourism board.

What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle.

Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! ""

Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and knew they were going to throw the ball.