Blonde + TV sale A blonde walks into an electrical store and asks a clerk, ""how much for that TV?"" The clerk responded, ""sorry, we don't sell blondes"". The blonde gets angry and walks away, she dyes her hair brown and comes back, asking the same question, but having the same answer so she storms out again, dying her hair red before returning, having the same results so she dyes it black. This time after the same she got the same answer, annoyed at this she asks, ""how could you tell I was blonde even if I does my hair so many times?"" To which the clerk replied, ""because its not a TV, its a microwave""