Two veterans, a soldier and a marine, were boasting about their past conquests. ""When I was in the army, I had hundreds of women, wherever I was stationed. We soldiers are real men."" ""Bullshit,"" replied the marine. ""I bet I slept with far more women than you. Ladies love marines."" ""Okay, hotshot, when did you last sleep with a woman?"" demanded the soldier. ""About twenty-ten,"" replied the marine. ""Hah! You call that being a ladies' man?"", said the soldier. The marine looked at his watch and said calmly, ""Well, it's only twenty-two-fifteen now.""