A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick. Teacher: Who am I speaking to please? Caller: I am my father.

The Farmer's Daughters Farmer Brown had 3 lovely daughters. The daughters announce to their father they are going out on dates that night. Farmer Brown agrees under the condition that he gets to talk to each of the young men first. The first young man knocks on the door and Farmer Brown answers the door with his shotgun and says, "What is your business young man?" to which the young man replies, "My name is Eddie, I'm her for Betty, we're going to have spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer decid…

A christian mother thought to herself since my husband has been working so hard preaching maybe i should cook him a nice dinner... He loves ham so i'll get him some ham. She went to the grocery store and asked mr. Brown the deli manager ""Do you have some fresh ham?"" He said ""no all I have is some damham"" She said ""I'm a christian how dare you say that to me?"" He said ""No thats the brand see?"" ""Oh!"" she said

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?,"Color coded: ""Yellow in front brown in the back""