A red head, brunette and a blone compete in a breast stroke race across the ocean... After 45 minutes the red head finishes in 1st place, another 5 minutes later the brunette finishes the race coming 2nd, and after 4 long hours the blonde finally reaches the finish line. When asked why she took so long the blonde replied ""I don't mean to sound like a sore loser or anything but I swear those 2 were using their arms!""