Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door.

What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!

Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year.

Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year.