😄 We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's pro...

*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!

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WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what

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Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus

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