Imagine if things had been reversed. We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease.

Good News Dr. Smith asks his patient, ""Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?"" Lou Gehrig replies, ""Give me the good news."" Dr. Smith says, ""You're about to have a disease named after you."" (That better?)

Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?

On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St. Peter's Basilica, the second largest church in the world. The tour guide explained, ""This church is so large that no man on earth could hit a baseball from one end to the other, not Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, or even Mark McGuire."" My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble sculptures, intricate paintings, and glorious mosaics all around the enormous building. Then one girl interrupted the silence with an aston…