A plane crashed on an island... ... and there were only 3 survivors. After wandering the island, the 3 survivors ran into a native tribe. The tribe said ""If you can fit 10 of any fruit up your ass without making a sound, you will become the leader of our tribe, but if you make a sound, we will cook you and eat you. The first man chooses apples, he shoves up 2 apples and starts screaming, the tribe cooks him and eats him. The second man chooses cherries and fits 9 up, but starts howling after the 9th cherry, so the tribe cooks him and eats him. Up in heaven, the first man says to the second man ""Why did you make a sound? You were almost there!"" The second man says ""Well, I would have done it, but I saw our other friend coming back with watermelons.