Having passed the enlistment physical Jon was asked by the doctor ""Why do you want to join the Navy son?"" ""My father said it'd be a good idea sir."" ""Oh? And what does your father do?"" ""He's in the Army sir.""

I'm going to kill you doctor! My friend's dad, a doctor in South Africa, once had a difficult elderly patient who'd had a stroke. His wife was trying to gain power of attorney, so they insisted on a mental assessment. The patient was furious: "You made me see a psychiatrist! I hate psychiatrists! I was in the ARMY, I'm going to kill you!" The doctor asked, "Oh, you were in the army? How many people did you kill?" The patient, still fuming, replied, "More than 10!" The doctor chuckled and s…

After passing his enlistment physical, a potential recruit was asked by the Navy doctor: "Why do you want to join the Navy?" "My father said it would be a good idea, sir." "Oh. And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck