😄 I'm sure you've all heard Daniel Craig would ""rather slash [his] wrists"" than play James Bond agai...

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I'm sure you've all heard Daniel Craig would ""rather slash [his] wrists"" than play James Bond again And I can't say I blame him. After all, the eponymous secret agent was only recently demoted to in Spectre.

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