Houston teen kills himself while taking a selfie with a gun He probably should have used a camera#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.#Texas#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours.#Houston#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp