Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*

Another dumb knock knock joke. 1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Donald Trump 2: Donald Trump who? 1: You don't know who I am!? DUMMY! LOSER! YOU'RE FIRED! Note: Not terribly funny when read... but a good accent and a loud voice help sell the punchline.

Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume.