Honk if you love Jesus Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ""Honk if you love Jesus"" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just…

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, ""For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."" The man thought for a minute and said, ""I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."" The genie thought f…

A devout man sits at a cliff.... He sits at the cliffs of California, staring out into the Pacific, praying to God everyday. One day, god answers. God says he is the most pure, righteous and devout. He will give him a wish as a reward. The man replies that he wishes there was a super highway that led to Hawaii, so people could visit it more. God says that it isn't that he *can't* do it, just that it is a serious thing. And it will take a lot. The sheer logistics... all the concrete... maybe you …

Highway to Hawaii One day a man came across a magic lamp. Naturally, the man rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. The genie gave the man one wish. Not wanting to waste the wish the man thought about it for awhile and decided he wanted the genie to build a highway to Hawaii, as he wanted to visit there, but was deathly afraid of flying. The genie immediately laughed and said no. ""That is insane!"" The genie exclaimed, ""The amount of engineering design to account for ocean currents and weather …