Highway to Hawaii One day a man came across a magic lamp. Naturally, the man rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. The genie gave the man one wish. Not wanting to waste the wish the man thought about it for awhile and decided he wanted the genie to build a highway to Hawaii, as he wanted to visit there, but was deathly afraid of flying. The genie immediately laughed and said no. ""That is insane!"" The genie exclaimed, ""The amount of engineering design to account for ocean currents and weather is too much, come up with another wish."" Disappointed the man, thought about another wish. After pondering for awhile, the man came back and told the genie he had a new wish. ""My wish is: I want to understand women"" the man said. The genie responded, ""would you like the highway two-lane or four-lane?""