I'm looking for a joke I heard a monologue once on the radio here in the UK. The monologue is in a film noir style and I'm pretty sure it starts with ""I was working on a case. I was working on a case because I couldn't afford a desk"" and has other lines such as ""A tall Blonde walked past the window, I knew she was tall because I was on the 13th floor. She rolled her eyes at me. I picked them up and rolled them back"" Anybody know the author/ full joke?