I've got a quiet buddy who taught his cat to speak. He's a fan of mew words.#Buddy#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.#Buddy#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy#Buddy#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Ow that dog just nipped at me" PEE ON IT! "No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!#Buddy#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp