The Giant won't turn down his music So, there is a small village. In that village lives a race called the Trids. The Trids are kind honest creatures who enjoy everything from sports to movies. Well away in the distance of the village there is a mountain, atop that mountain lives a giant. And every night that giant plays super loud and clamorous music. Well this angers the Trids since they are trying to sleep at this time. One day the Trids decide they have to take care of this conflict. After lo…

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."

If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court.