Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world.

My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd

If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late.

*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*