😄 If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever though...

If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late.

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Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world.

My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd

*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*

[goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer