I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die.

My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway.

It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!

I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it.