Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!

So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day... and he invited me to his birthday party. ""It's a Geography themed fancy dress party."" he said with a grin. ""How's that going to work?"" I asked. ""Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."" ""Don't be sicily"" I replied...

Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.

My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily