My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily#Italian Island#Sicily#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily.""#Italian Island#Sicily#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.#Sicily#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly.#Italian Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!#Coast Of Italy#Sicily#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp